It was a beautiful Monday morning on the very first day of 2018. My friends and I decided to start the New Year facing our fears by Ziplining. Everything about this day was terrific except I was not. My head felt like elephants were doing the odi dance with my cerebellum as the dance floor. My face looked like it had been gang banged by a box of crayons and I smelled like a mini bar.
Now, I could have easily backed out but we were in 2018, I was not about to mess with “New Year new me” promise by bailing on my friends because of a "little" hangover. The four us found our way to Kereita which is less than an hour from Nairobi on the A104. Once we arrived, we made our way to the reception and after a few minutes, we were up for ziplining.
We were first asked to sign waiver which basically translates to waiving our right to hold the forest legally responsible if we get injured while ziplining. Ironically, the first person to sign the waiver was Kech, a whole lawyer. He did not even pretend to speak legalese and be like "amicus curiae" or "adjournment sine die" or whatever it is that Harry Specter says on suits. I was disappointed. We all signed the waivers, got fitted in our harnesses and proceeded to learn the safety rules.
The learning entails practicing on this model of the real deal on how to position yourself, how to break and following instructions from the guide. I could have sworn I heard Orandi say that he was feeling nauseated. I was like, dude you’re lucky you are feeling nauseated, I feel like someone is playing rugby in my head.
After the guides were satisfied, we made our way to the ziplines. First of all, that first Zipline was loud. Not exactly what I want when my head is itself in chaos. The first guide ziplined, legs way up, almost as if he was laying on a beach bed. At some point he spread his hands out. The exact position and things we were told NOT to do. Yeah, he was showing off like like a typical Nairobi apple product owner.
Kech and Orandi were among the first to go in order to take the photos of Morghan and I like the #instagramboyfriends they are. Then it was my turn to go. That first line is always wild! I was pushed gently off the platform and I was now moving at quite the speed and in a serious relationship with the harness and the cable I was attached to. After the initial adrenaline rush, I got comfortable and started enjoying speeding across an arch of fairytale- green views. Man, Africa is beautiful!
As I was living in the moment, my body, all 108 pounds of it decided to get stuck mid air. I blame the hangover not the weight. Hehe! When this happens, do not panic. Listen to the guide’s instructions and you will be alright.
After the second line, we got comfortable and even started pulling stunts. Some of us were dabbing like the typical millennials.
It was the perfect way to spend the first day of 2018 and I'd recommend this activity any day! The Kereita Zipline Is the longest in East Africa. Go out there and face your fears!
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Here’s a video of our ziplining experience at The Forest, Kereita